Platform: T-Mobile G1/Android Capable Phones
Cost: Free
Available only through the Android Market

Picture kindly taken from the G1 website.

So let’s talk cute and kawaii except on the T-Mobile G1. Abudction is a new game that has came out somewhat recently that is challenging Bonsai Blast for “fun time waster”. While it lacks the absurd polish Bonsai Blast has it doesn’t skimp in regards to amazing fun.

Let me explain the game after the jump.

So, you’re a cow. A cute little cow. You jump on platform to platform to reach the top where the aliens are to rescue your other cow friends. You jump, jump, and jump. That’s it. It’s like the 1001 flash games where you jump platform to platform. Think WarioWare for the Nintendo DS where you draw a line for the little green blob, except you tilt (using the Accelrometer) the G1 or whatever tilt sensative Android utility you currently are holding on to and make the cow go weeeeeeee.

It’s annoying in that there is no sound and until you “get it” you’ll fail a lot. Medium is easier than Easy just because the moving platforms will move closer to you and the crumble power-up is the developers way of saying “I don’t like you”. However, in the few hours I’ve wasted playing it today I must say without a doubt that I’m more impressed.

So download it. Why not, it’s free.

That’s another fun filled short review by the bright and amazing staff here at Fantasy Dimensions, the only source where Orange-kun is going to be mentioned at some time or another.

(Replace Cow with Orange-kun, scream about loyalty as it flies to reach Lelouch)

THIS COW WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.